Who needs teeth, anyway?

I'm afraid I'm not of a mind to write anything particularly substantive today. You see, in a few hours time, I'll be getting holes drilled into my teeth, then filled with some white-ish substance that apparently my insurance doesn't feel the need to cover the price of. That means that, even though I'm lucky enough to have what should be otherwise perfectly good insurance, I'll still be paying over $600 out-of-pocket just to have a few cavities filled. Can you tell how excited I am?

Merry frakking Christmas.

Ba humbug.